another-cloudy-day:

ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

One of my favorite celebrity interviews ever.

beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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She’s got her daddy’s tongue and temper, sometimes her mouth could use a filter, God shook his head the day he built her.

Lee Brice

(Twitter: @Country_Words)

theinnkeeperlibrarian:

leepacey:

a restaurant in my hometown got a review that said the servers should “show some skin” so the owner added a potato skin special to the menu and all the proceeds from the special go to the west virginia foundation for rape information services (x)

That’s exactly the appropriate response.

  • me: "no honestly I'm the most chill person you'll ever meet"
  • me: *throws shade 24/7*
  • me: *blatantly hates everyone and everything*
  • me: *is overdramatic*
  • me: *is a major asshole*
  • me: *complains about everything*
Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.

the greatest thing i have ever read  (via get-fit2fuck)

(Source: howitzerliterarysociety)

funeralhome420:

I am mesmerized by boys who wear their hair in buns

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